klainebowsandquirrelmort: msbennets: ...
Let's play the "Yes or No" game.
You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes or no.
Loki: I have an army.
Tony: We have a Hulk.
Loki: My army is made of Tumblr fangirls.
Gryffindor and Slytherin share competitiveness and strong wills. Hufflepuff and...– Anonymous (via pottermoreravenclaws)
What is the universal language of tumblr?
onlylolgifs: It’s not English but SARCASM. More hilarious gifs here!!
lizstiel: you know that one ship that one ship that you hate with every fiber of your being with such a burning, white-hot fury that every time you think about them it’s like you can feel them under your skin, grating at your bones and you feel nasty and want to shower and at the same time want to punch holes in walls and flip all the furniture in the room over yeah me fucking too
Reblog if you talk about fictional characters like...
Sometimes I get really, really worried I'm...
finnijer: consultingoctopus: fenofalein: and I’m not alone by choice, mostly because people feel no strong desire for me to be their friends, or hang out with me or anything. Like, the only reason people kind of like me on the internet is because I make constant stupid references and shove links in their face. sometimes i forget how alike we are. can I friend you because I feel that...
This is FABULOUS. And Sylvester is Hawkeye!
OMG!!! Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes is on...
Welp, I know how I’m spending my Saturday Night
gingerhaze: Have a shmoopy Hulkeye comic because this particular fascination of mine is unlikely to be indulged by the movie. (DON’T TELL ME IF IT IS I DON’T WANT SPOILERS this late release date is killing me) The came from a conversation Lloyd and I had during Earth’s Mightiest Heroes where Hulk carried around Hawkeye in a baby sling.
Everyone says how much therapy Tom Hiddleston will...
When someone compliments you at the time when you...
onlylolgifs: More hilarious gifs here!!
Person: Theatre is stupid
Person: Musicals are gay
Police: So can you tell me what happened?
Me: He ran into my knife.
Me: He ran into my knife ten times.
Messing around with tumblr and found this out
somerleckilove: yourherojunior: AND AND WATCH IT SPIN!!:D (For Mac: press alt and then the shift
Reblog if you DARE someone to write a fic about...
finnijer: givemesomenasonexyouswine: i-aint-bovvered: PLEASE Do you have balls? Well do you punk!?
nocasdatsgay asked: Red
Drop a color in my ask box
Yellow: When you get older, where would you want to live?
Orange: Where do you want to be right now?
Lilac: What is your dream vacation?
Beige: What is your favorite dream?
White: Who was your first kiss?
Purple: Who was your last kiss?
Tangerine: Give a description of who you like.
Gray: Share a relationship story.
Green: Share a family story.
Gold: Share a story that makes you smile.
Black: Share something you did embarrassingly.
Blue: Are you still friends with the people you met in elementary school?
Magenta: What is something you barely tell anyone?
Red: What are your hobbies?
Violet: What college do you plan to attend?
Brown: Would you rather have a relationship or friend with benefit? Explain.
Peach: Who is your favorite teacher so far?
Pink: What is the meaning behind your url?
i-aint-bovvered: jeanderpjardin: musicals are stupid they said who listens to show tunes they said where did you get that knife they said #then they ran into my knife #they ran into my knife ten times #THEY HAD IT COMING #THEY HAD IT COMING
rapunzel-pond: HOLY SHIT WHEN YOU HOLD DOWN ALT AND CLICK REBLOG HOLY SHIT„„„„
finnijer: I’m a… SLYTHERIN? I am so hurt right now. My life has been a lie. I- I can’t- I CAN’T SURVIVE IN SLYTHERIN! THEY WILL EAT ME ALIVE. I HAVE A ROWAN WAND! A EXPLICIT DELETED ROWAN WAND. NO EVIL HAS EVER POSSESSED A ROWAN WAND. EVER. It’s ok!! You were just a hatstall and the sorting hat wanted some not evil people in Slytherin so it put you theeere. But you will be accepted in...