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Friend:
There's nothing worse than death.
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Me:
Final seasons.
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Me:
Post-concert depression.
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Me:
When there's no food.
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Me:
Fictional characters dying.
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Me:
Hipster blogs.
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Me:
Crying over bands.
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Me:
When ships aren't canon.
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Friend:
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Me:
When penises appear on your dash while your mother is watching.
Your Role in the Avengers
Alexius is a member of Loki’s Army and married to Thor and is a/an Mutant
I’m 100% fine with all of this.
Lord Earl Gray is a member of The Avengers and married to Captain America and is a/an Skrull
WTF
Britney is a member of SHIELD and married to Nick Fury and is a/an Asgardian
married to Nick Fury
…
is it because I’m black
Binny. We’re gonna have some problems.
Sami is a member of The Avengers and married to Nick Fury and is a/an Human.
Joanna is a member of The Avengers and married to Hulk and is a/an Asgardian.
YES.
“Claire is a member of SHIELD and married to Thor and is a/an Human”
1.) I have no problem with any of this.
2.) Where do I sign up?
mkp2008 is a member of Loki’s Army and married to Coulson and is a/an Asgardian.
FFFFFFFFFFFFF YES…Phil our love is compleeeete <3
(Source: starry-dawn)
guys i can’t stop coming back to this
#KIND PEOPLE #I HAVE FOUND A GREAT LAKE IN THIS GRAND FORTRESS OF THE MAN OF IRON #THE SLOPING DEVICE CREATES A TINGLE IN MY STOMACH HAW HAW #I FEEL FREE AND SWIFT LIKE THE GRAND MJOLNIR IN THE WIND #IT IS CALLED “SLIDE” SAYETH THE BIRD MAN #THIS JOY SLIDE #I LIKE IT #ANOTHER!
(Source: aprilspink)
(Source: redtigress)
Jeremy Renner singing New York State Of Mind
Oh my. I did not expect that voice.
The fuck? Did not expect that.
well shit. .__.
oh.
Perf.
No Hawkeye! I call all sunscreen and aloe rubbing duties. #mybruce #youcanthavehim
(Source: catching-everlark)
We are the Harry Potter generation.
(Source: the-swedish-short-snout)
